You better watch out,
you better not pout.
You better not cry, I’m telling you why,
Santa Claus is coming to town!”

Every year, come Christmas time, children all over the world whip out their sharpest pencils, get a stack of paper, and write letters to Santa Claus. They tell him if they’ve been naughty or nice, or a little bit of sugar and spice. And then they ask him for all the things they want!

This month, we picked out a constellation of Malaysian celebs with the best derrieres in the business, and asked them what they’d write to Santa. From what they want for their Christmas booties, to getting to the bottom of their problems this year, we discovered the butt of all their joys and woes, and how some have gotten behind, but are resolving to forge ahead next year. So, read their Christmas letters, check out their fabulously toned derrieres, and if you haven’t already done so, get cracking on your own wish list.

Dear Santa,

I've been so stressed out lately. I just need a freaking holiday! I'm not picky but if you need specifics Santa, here goes: If the economic crisis hasn't hit you and you've got a big budget to work with, I'd like to visit Portugal and France, but I'll totally understand if you need to send me someplace closer.

But before I head off on this fabulous holiday, I must admit that back in college, my booty was pretty great but now it's heading south, as I inch closer and closer to the big 3-0! All my friends say “You know for someone who doesn't have breasts, at least your a** makes up for it!” I think there's a compliment in there somewhere, don't you, Santa?

I know you want to know if I've been naughty or nice this year, Santa, and I'm happy to report that I've been a little bit of both. I've paid more attention to my fans, been involved in a few charitable endeavours (National Cancer Society Malaysia, WWF's Earth Hour, Save The Turtles), and also been naughty. But it involves my husband, which I shouldn't even be talking about it, so I'll say no more!

This Christmas, I'll be busy whipping myself into shape on reality show Sehati Berdansa - it's 5 hours of dancing, everyday, 3 days a week and that's on top of the show itself! So, as you can tell, Santa, I'm working my butt off!

Au revoir, Santa! Have a safe flight this Christmas Eve, and wish me the best of luck for my own take-off. br />
Love,
Sazzy "Small and Saucy" Falak

 

Dear Santa,

I’ve been complaining about my bum for ages – I mean, there doesn’t seem to be much there, and then one day, one of my friends was like “No, you do have a nice butt!” so I thought “Okay, well that’s the one and only nice thing anyone’s ever going to say about my booty.” I mean, girls don’t usually come up to a guy and say “Hey, I like your booty!” and guys don’t compliment other guys either because that’s just wrong! So, basically, my butt was destined for obscurity.

But then I got a call and things changed. I must have been really, really good this year, because that was a fabulous surprise. But in all honesty, Santa, I have been a really good boy. Don’t laugh! It’s totally true! I’ve spent my time studying and working really hard and just staying at home and watching television. Okay, there have been times when I’ve checked out a girl’s behind but I can’t help it, Santa - I’m a guy!

So, since I’ve been pretty much good all year round, I’d really appreciate it if you could engineer my career along the right path next year. A role in musical theatre would be nice!

Peace out, Santa! Do keep an eye out for musicals I could star in. I’ll be practicing my Christmas carols in the meantime.

Love,
Dafi “Derriere To-Die-For” Sabri

 

Dear Santa,

People tell me I’m not a boobs girl but I have one hell of a butt! You know, Santa, most mums would tell their daughters to cover up but my mum is my No 1 booty fan! She’s always like, “Oh, your bum looks good in that!” And I’m not trying to brag or anything but I think my booty could take on Jennifer Lopez’s. I mean, hers is a little bigger but the shape is pretty much the same. So, when I got called the other day for a shoot, I thought, “This is perfect!”

Since we’re on the subject of booties, I have only one request for my Christmas booty this year. Santa, please bring me a very handsome single man! That’s the No 1 thing on my list, so if you could somehow conjure this person up, that would mean the world to me!

Oh, and I know you’ve seen me as the party girl who just likes to dance but there’s really a nerd that lurks within. In fact, next year, I hope to get to pursue my dreams of working in a hospital lab. I know it’s worlds away from belly dancing but I love Science!
Oh, and if you can wave a spell on me, Santa, please cast one that keeps me away from all my ex-boyfriends! Happy holidays, Santa! Keep a sharp eye out for a hunky dude for me now! Maybe you’ll spot him on your travels over the holidays :-).

Love,
Mandy “Mighty Booty” Bakhshy

 

Dear Santa,

Guess what? I’ve been getting a lot of attention lately. Okay, to be more specific, my butt’s been getting a lot of attention lately. I’ve always had a nice bottom and my colleague Cheryl is always like “I really want a booty like yours!” (she’s really small, so I can see where’s she coming from). And the cherry on my Christmas cake came early this year, when I got asked to be part of a 'bootylicious shoot'.

But don’t get me wrong, it’s not like I’m obsessed with my bum or anything – I don’t keep track of how many times I check it out ( once every hour). Now, don’t go judging, Santa! I’m in the entertainment industry after all.

Now, looks aside, I can’t lie to you Santa, you probably already know that I’ve been both a tad bit naughty and a whole lot of nice this year. So, this Christmas, maybe, just maybe you could throw a tropical island getaway my way? I know, I know, I should get an *ahem* male person to get me this gift but there is no special someone… yet. And if you’re taking notes, Santa, I’d like a guy with an awesome smile :-).

Merry Christmas!

Love,
Cassandra “Cushy A**” Jane

 

Dear Santa,

Greetings from Malaysia! Yes, you probably know me from all the letters I used to send you from Hawaii but I’ve now moved to Malaysia and so far, it’s been terrific. If you’re keen to hear the details, here goes: I recently got to show off my toned bod in a photoshoot and I thoroughly enjoyed it.

Now, I don’t know if you’re aware of this but my butt is quite unique - I have a birthmark on my left cheek, which would be impossible to replicate… now, don’t go imagining it in graphic detail, Santa, you’ll give yourself a heart attack.

My girlfriend, Natacha is another huge fan of my meaty derriere and can’t keep her hands off. I mean, I’m a fan too but I check out my upper body more because I shoot a lot of physical stuff – I was on the cover of Thailand’s Men’s Health (yay!) but anyway, I digress. I know I’ve been a good boy this year… expect maybe for that one incident with the policemen *wink*. So, a Sony Pocket PC would be just great. It’s tiny and slim, and would be great for sending emails wherever I am. Could even send you one, Santa!

Anyway, gotta go, Santa. Oh, and don’t you worry about my booty getting all bent out of shape after Christmas feasting – the one present I’ve been given every single year is my super-fast metabolism!

Love,
Josiah ‘Junk In The Trunk’ Mizukami

 

Dear Santa,

Let me first start out by saying that I was really good this year. I was bubbly, kind and made a lot of people’s days, especially the elderly people whose homes I love visiting. Which concludes that there really is no reason why I should make your naughty list… unless you hold this photoshoot I recently did against me.

You must understand Santa, that I have never received a compliment on my rear end before - compliments from boyfriends don’t count after all. So, it’s no wonder I leapt at the chance to show off this side of me when the magazine called.

That settled, I was thinking you could stuff this nifty Christian Dior bag I’ve had my eye on for a while, in my Christmas stocking. Oh, and if you happen to bump into Cupid, could you ask him to find a great boyfriend for my mum? She really deserves to have someone wonderful to look after her.

Hugs and kisses to everyone on the North Pole!

Love,
Kylie “Kiss My Butt” Chapman

 

Dear Santa,

A while back, I had a massive dilemma. Someone asked me what I wanted for Christmas and I didn’t have an answer. So, after giving it a bit of thought, I think the new Nissan Skyline GTR would be just perfect. I’m sure Rudolph and gang have been stretching their muscles in wait for Christmas, so one tiny car shouldn’t be a problem, right?

Speaking of muscles, I had a rather unusual photoshoot recently and got to stretch an area I never even look at! Now, I’m not saying this is a bad thing but my girlfriend seems to think there’s a tiny problem – she thinks it’s not firm enough. But luckily, I’m pretty confident that it’s fine. Anyway, enough about this and more to manly, chest-thumping conversation.

I’m already dreaming about the cold, brutal weather in England, where I’ll be spending Christmas. But don’t worry, Santa, I’ve got loads of self-control – I’ll be laying off the mince pies and staying away from the old alcohol, and if I get tempted, I’m just gonna take my bike out for a ride and work my butt out. See, I have it all figured out!

So, take care, Santa. And I hope I come home to a merry surprise when I return!

Love,
Peter “Packin it” Davies

 

Dear Santa,

The strangest thing happened the other day. I got a call from a magazine asking me to do a photoshoot with them. I was all excited until I realised the whole shoot would focus on my beautiful… posterior.

Now, while I get (almost) daily compliments on my abs, my booty hasn’t gotten much attention. Then again, thanks to a military-style boot camp I’ve been going to, both abs and butt have never looked better. There was one session where I worked my butt so much, I could actually feel the muscles pulling apart! So, you could really call that booty camp!

Come Christmas though, I’ll be taking a break from everything (even the boot camp) and be spending time with my family. I’m going to be a very, very good girl and stay in the kitchen. I’ll even be whipping up my signature shepherds pie! There are 8 of us in the family and while everyone puts lots of thought into their gifts, I think they may miss one item out, so... you think you could get me a Blackberry?

I’ll really, really need it next year because I’ll be on the go so much – I’ve got classes to take (Mandarin), new things to learn (ice-skating) and a mountain to climb (Mount Kinabalu). Do you think I’ve got what it takes to complete all the tasks I’ve set for myself, Santa? Well, one thing’s for certain, it’s certainly gonna be an Amazing Race!

Love,
Vanessa “Va Va Voom” Chong

 

Dear Santa,

If you haven’t already heard, I’ve just won the 1st runner-up position in the Miss World Malaysia 2009 competition. I’m kinda proud of myself because it’s a big step up! Life’s sure taken a pretty hectic turn since then!

Like, just a while back, I did a photoshoot with Faces magazine. The theme was kind of right up my alley – I did win Miss Beachwear at the pageant after all. So, I was quite prepared for my booty to meet a wider audience. Loads of guys keep telling me “Oh, you’ve got a nice a**!” And I myself check out my booty every single day. After my shower, I turn around and inspect it very, very carefully. Now, now, Santa, don’t be getting any naughty ideas!

Speaking of being naughty, I’ll confess that I’ve been a smidgen naughty this year - I broke up with my poor boyfriend. Oh, and I will admit that I drooled all over a picture of Christiano Ronaldo. He was wearing white underwear and his a** looked sooooo hot!

But if you can focus on my nice side, Santa, do you think you could get me tickets for an island holiday? If you can’t, please don’t worry about it – I already have two free tickets to Bali, courtesy of Miss World Malaysia!

See you next year, Santa!

Love,
Stefanie “Smack That A**” Chua

 

Dear Santa,

You know, Santa, when I was little, everyone picked on me because of my a**. All the other kids used to call me kerengga (ant) in school. And guess who started the nickname? My own father! You see, all my siblings have explosive butts so dad really had his hands full.

With all the teasing, I may have thought and said a few nasty things to shut them up but I’ve since changed, Santa. Now, I even let my friends slap it (as they do tend to do). And like any other hot-blooded man, I can’t tell you the number of times I’ve looked at a good-looking gal, checked out her glutes and was like “Eeek, flat as a pancake!” It’s a real bummer, Santa, but then you would understand, being a man yourself and all.

But anyway, back to more important matters… I have been a good boy this year. What I really, really want is a Bentley Continental! If you could whip that up come Christmas Eve and park it in my driveway, I promise I’ll be super good next year!

So, please, please, Santa, make 2010 a wonderful year for me!

Love,
Izz "Irresistable A**" Sulaini

 

All You Want This Christmas…
This month, instead of zipping from one obscure location to another, we had beautiful faces with beautiful... um, behinds, come to us! More than just ‘tush’ business, the word ‘bootylicious’ is an attitude, which our talents possessed: curves, confidence, intelligence, sophistication and a whole lot of sex appeal. It was hard to stop staring as one by one, they displayed that beneath that beautiful face, there is also a beautiful booty!

The Bottom Line
In a studio where all of us were cramped and trying to see, it seemed only fitting to have the Destiny’s Child hit song playing in the background, while our ‘Bootylicious Babes’ worked their a**es off. From Dafi’s adorable jumping while holding a wreath, to sultry Cassandra being worn out from holding her position, and Stefanie strained from keeping her legs and booty off the ground for so long, if was a fun workout that would beat your 30 minute butt crunch any day! Well, for most them at least. We just had lots of eye candy.